Jingle Bells….?

Dashing through the snow,
get the fuck out of my way,
O’er fields I go,
Elves and deer to slay,
Face a murderous grin,
Children filled with fright,
What fun it is to flay the skin,
Of Santa Claus tonight,

OH!

Straight to hell,straight to hell,
That’s the only way,
Oh what fun it is to chase,
the fairy folk a-way,
Straight to hell, straight to hell,
That’s the only way,
Slaughtering the cutesy folk,
really makes my day.

Drunk on scotch and gin,
I thought I’d take a ride,
And soon the devil’s son
was seated by my side,
The car built like a tank,
we worried not a jot,
We opened up the armory
and everyone got shot

OH!

Straight to hell,straight to hell,
That’s the only way,
Oh what fun it is to chase,
the fairy folk a-way,
Straight to hell, straight to hell,
That’s the only way,
Slaughtering the cutesy folk,
really makes my day.

OH!

Straight to hell,straight to hell,
That’s the only way,
Oh what fun it is to chase,
the fairy folk a-way,
Straight to hell, straight to hell,
That’s the only way,
Slaughtering the cutesy folk,
really makes my day.

Advertisements